Future Nuptials
“Do you know who I feel bad for? Izzy’s future husband.”- Mark Adamo, significant other.
No Offense
“This is going to sound mean but it’s kind of a compliment…When you and Becca are together, it’s like Dumb and Dumber”- Mark Adamo, significant other.
“How is that a compliment?”
“It’s my favorite movie”- Mark Adamo, significant other.
Updates By Izzy, 2.20.13
Izzy has Instagram now. Her profile reads:
“I need funny people, cuz I ain’t got time for all your sad seriousness XOXOX”
Updates By Izzy
I present to you the first in a new series: Updates by Izzy, a stream of Facebook status updates by your one and only Izzy Bui, age 11.
As you will come to find these posts are nonsensical, lack crucial context and are oft ridden with grammatical errors and lack of proper punctuation. Please enjoy.
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Apocalypse
“”You know those Apocalypse movies? Where everything is on fire and burning up? That’s how I feel a world run by the Bui’s would look like.”- Mark Adamo, significant other.
Half Time
“I hate everything about what is going on right now, including your behavior.”- Mark Adamo, significant other, responding to a much warranted danceparty to Beyonce’s halftime show.
Gone Girl.
“So this book Gone Girl. It’s about a girl from the big city who moves to Missouri for love and to get married. It’s pretty much written in your voice because all she does is complain about how horrible small town living is. I mean it’s drawing a lot of parallels. She ends up going missing, presumed dead, and her husband becomes the main person of interest.” -Mark Adamo, significant other.
Sibling Rivalry
Brother Bui: Hey Isabelle, which one of your sisters do you love the most?
Izzy Bui, age 11: I’m not answering that…all of them.
Brother Bui: Which one of us would you say was adopted?
Like father, like daughter
“Watching you argue with your dad was amazing. He was clearly wrong and just could not acknowledge it. And all of a sudden, you just made so much more sense to me.”- Mark Adamo, significant other.
Mornings with Marky
“It’s 8am, you’re sitting here reading about diseases and crying, and ‘All I Want for Christmas Is You’ is on repeat. You just make terrible life choices.”-Mark Adamo, significant ohter.
On Bui’s
“Bui’s are a strange, strange people.”- Mark Adamo, significant other, on Bui’s.
